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Yes. I am a cleric. You wanna fight?

Mon Oct 5, 2009, 11:18 AM
The ever so common misconceptions about Clerics are incredibly annoying. Even from actual clerics themselves. It's becoming increasingly annoying when I have people telling me how to play my character.

I'm not your potion.
I'm not your HP stone.
I'm not a buff vending machine.
I do not buff when you ask ten million times.
I do not heal unless you NEED it.
I will cure your ass when I feel like it.
If you want to be healed, buffed, cured THAT bad? Make your own damn cleric. D<

Some guy was picking a fight with me. Three people in a dungeon, coming to the first boss.
Level 24 mage, 26 Fighter, 34 Cleric(Me).

Mage RUNS UP to the boss. Dies. Fighter bitches at me to do my job and heal- she was dying too fast to heal cause she ran into the boss while he summoned a mob of monsters. Don't yell at me, yell at her, she's stupid.

His attack blows so hard, just taking forEVER to kill this thing. In three minutes he depleted a little less than 1/4 of its health. I went back in with another party, we were done in a minute. >.>

Hence why I was attacking and healing him because he was still tanking.

Then he dies and comes out of the dungeon shouting on the chat about how he needs a 'not fail cleric' on his team. Before that though he was whispering to me through chat talking about his level 66 cleric, and that I need to know my place as one and just heal, and it's clerics like me that people think we're stupid.

But then a mage stuck up for me. =3 His brother plays a cleric and plays like I do.

And then I went onto the Fiesta wiki to get some tips for being a cleric, planning my levels and all AND...

It supported Cleric tanking. =P
If there are NO fighters or LOW LEVELED *stabs his level with a knife* fighters, it is proffered that a cleric tanks. Cause they can heal themselves more easily.

Ok, angry Cleric rant over. >.> I just get pissed off at people like that. xD

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:iconmyachan13:
THANK GOODNESS. I'm so happy somebody understands.

I love being a cleric in MMO's, but god, I hate partying with other people, because I know they're just going to whine and complain about buffs and heals. =A=;; I usually just play solo.

It's like, seriously? I'LL HEAL YOU WHEN I FUCKING WANT TO MOTHER FUCKER; MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SUCK SO BAD I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HEAL YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Yeah, I'm done here XDD

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Why hallo thar. *waves*
:iconv-xaxa-v:
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Chain of hearts for you, rare deal there.

>.< I'm glad we can relate to the annoyingness of others, they're so stupid. D< There was some guy standing around going all "buff bleaze" over and over and over again. @_@ I blocked him. I'm not gonna buff you when you're stupid like that, dude.

And they do suck. D< They expect us to be their walking pot here and not use any potions on their own. Apparently they don't realize that A. We were being attacked B. They're not spelling properly C. THEY AREN'T EVEN AT HALF HEALTH D. They're in the danger zone where if I arggo the monsters I'll be rushed (even if my def can rival the fighters with out scrolls and crap) THEN I CAN'T HEAL... They're just stupid. I think every one should play a cleric to find out how hard it is. >.<
:iconmyachan13:
Nobody likes being the bitch of the party WHY DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND THAT D:

It was especially difficult when I was playing RagnarokOnline, because you can only have so many skills on hotkeys at a time, so it was super annoying to try and buff people with everything. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE PAIN OF A CLERIC sad face ;-;

Even if I play as another class, I don't need a cleric. Y'know why? 'Cause I'm not stupid like the other people! I don't rely on buffs every two minutes, and I have my own items at the ready to use, instead of being unable to take care of myself! Arghhhh ;-;

Clerics need moar <3

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Why hallo thar. *waves*
:iconv-xaxa-v:
They're all just stupid DDD=

Me and Ash are playing Fiesta and she's a fighter and I'm an archer, and weeee don't need a cleric. She's a tank and I'm made of paper but we make it by just fine.
(Grant it, we got married in the game so we have +5 to stats) but there are people running around with super weapons asking for a buff. Before a quest with a boss, I can understand wanting a buff, if it's difficult...but just cause you're gonna kill some monsters and pick up their drops? Really? You need a buff?

They do need more <3
Fighters need to learn to do their jobs.
And Archers and Mages need to not arggo the shit out of monsters cause their def sucks. >.>;
:iconmyachan13:
Makes my wonder why that retard mage that was with you pulled a Leeroy Jenkins in the first place.

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Why hallo thar. *waves*
:iconv-xaxa-v:
x.x Cause it was a fail mage. Seriously, learn to play your class before you actually start PLAYING it...

I've never played an archer before, so when I started, I looked up a build, the strengths, the weaknesses...everything before recklessly running in there to kill myself -_-;
:iconmyachan13:
I do that too o: I'm always worried of putting the wrong stats on when I level up.

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Why hallo thar. *waves*
:iconv-xaxa-v:
I've been paranoid about it.

Have you ever played Trickster? I did. I played as a cat I think and I messed up with the stats, so my character couldn't DO anything. =/ I kept dying cause I put them in the wrong way and there's no redoing them. So I was screwed and stopped playing.

(Even though I had some high leveled hormonal boys buying me things all the time...whenever they got too hormonal I shot them down going "Oh by the by...I'm a lesbian :)" and they probably cried. :D Lawls~)
:iconmyachan13:
LOL. I played Trickster but I didn't like it too much; areas were small and crowded. :/

In RO, I had a guy give me special equips you couldn't buy and stuff. It was amazing. And then I never saw him again after he gave me all his stuff. >:D

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Why hallo thar. *waves*

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